GreenMaev: OMG!!!! How cool is that? Creative Spaces! Social networking for museums! So loving it!!!!
SandyPortrait: Chicken wrap from our cafe. Yummmm. Too much mayo????
ImperialDiane: Ours WAY better. Lemon’n’cumin yoghurt dressing, way to go.
Event Notice 1: Dress as a chicken and bounce on the trampoline in our giant rubber egg at the Natural History Museum! Educational! Fun! Nourishing! Big thanks to sponsors Yummy Friedchicken Shack.
BloomsburyNeilmeister: In a sense one can see this humble hardboiled egg as an apogee of human civilisation, a work of nature so perfect that its form would remain unchanged for millennia, yet transformed by the hand of man into a new marvel, and with the alchemical addition of a mere pinch of salt – lunch!
RoyalArmoured: No contest, our chicken shashlik served on Henry VIII’s jousting lance thrashes all comers.
SoaneTim: We just xrayed that mummy from the Assyrian tea caddy labelled Tomb of the Unknown Tapeworm. Not mummy at all, Surrjohn’s chicken sandwich! LOL!!!
SandyPortrait: OMG, mayo splodge on our Will!
Event Notice 2: Oil-based salad dressing stains on Tudor portraits, NPG, 1 April, urgent call for expert international papers.
RoyalArmoured: We had that problem with tomato chutney on a hauberk: spit and a quick rub with Brillo – sorted! Might not work so well on panel painting though?
SandyPortrait: Joined the group Crash Bang Wallop Collections Disasters.
ImperialDiane: Loving Pretty in Pink Camouflage, Battle of the Somme Barbie.
SandyPortrait: The plays were all written by Ben Johnson anyway.
BloomsburyNeilmeister: Don’t miss Youtube trailer for 326-part C4 series Tedward Bronze Age to Britpop – 4,000 years of the teddy bear and the soul of the artist.
VaizeyBoy: £20 mandatory admission charges all round on 7 May! Joke!!!!! LOL!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!
